I don't really go in for commenting on people's userpages to thank them for showing an interest in my work, and neither do I expect it of them. It doesn't really get anyone anywhere. It's a little thing, and I'm grateful for it, but all these comments you see... they're really just clutter, aren't they? But, and it's a big but, I'm trial-running, as it were, a new system, which I may adopt full-time. At the moment, whenever someone comments on, favourites, or adds to a bookshelf

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tiem2jingle

Get your avatars fixed, fuckers

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Five foot two, eyes of blue,
But oh! what those five foot could do,
Has anybody seen my girl?
Turned-up nose, turned-down hose,
All dressed up in fancy clothes
Has anybody seen my pal?

Now if you run into a five-foot-two
Covered with skin,
Diamond rings, and all those things,
Bet your life it isn't him,
But could he love, yes, could he woo,
Yes, could he, could he, could he coo!
Has anybody seen my pal?

C'mon everybody!

Five foot two, eyes of blue,

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